ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
Omfg I Can’t Cope.
Right, so I had a bit of a moment at Gillian Anderson.
ten is a real bro
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
I laugh at this post every time
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
Adam Hills destroys Joan Rivers for her Adele comments.
AUSTRALIAN COMEDIANS FUCK YEAH
That lady is a bitch in general
Casually bringing this back ….
Adam Hills does not get enough recognition
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
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