Whatever, dude.
penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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This has been done before, I’m sure.

amischiefofmice:

melkior:

send hELP

this just shows why you gotta get at these kind of problems early b/c you just put it off and put it off and you get a flamingo boom before you know it

tastefullyoffensive:

[kingofthellamas]

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

princeowl:

when i meet people who dont like birds

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slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

princealigorna:

hotboysofficial:

lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving

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That was soooooo not what I was expecting!

chris-lll:

#five-year-old

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when in doubt, the b is silent